totally-correct-legacies-quotes:

Alaric: Hope, I want you to know that I’m always here if you wanna talk about your feelings or anything else.

Hope: Thanks but I’m fine.

Lizzie: I’d like to talk.

Alaric: I know Lizzie.

Lizzie: I have a lot of feelings.

Alaric: I know Lizzie.

smol-dap:

Legit sobbed for 30 minutes over gallavich endgame holy fuck

darrenfartspuppies:

amy-rory-melody:

jay-z-r-us:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

but I still don’t know what homestuck is

it’s okay no one knows what homestuck is

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dookiediamonds:

adonischildsupportcase:

Energy forever

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hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

The year is 2025:

You come to your Amazon Prime: Home Edition™ after a long day at work at the Amazon warehouse. Amazon now owns and controls every aspect of our lives. There is no need for malls, grocery or convenience stores since Amazon fulfills every basic need in life. Most everyone you know has a job connected to Amazon in one way or another. You wear badly made, though inexpensive Chinese clothing, eat through the pantry, and buy your other necessities in bulk. Your home has Amazon everything built into it and came fully furnished by Amazon (customized by you).

You ask Alexa v5.0™ to turn on the tv. The only options are Amazon Prime Video: Platinum Edition™ or Disney. Since 2021, Disney has bought, controlled, and owned 90% of media and production companies. Amazon is the only other competition in existence for the Mouse. Many have tried and failed to rise up and compete against these two, either by filing for bankruptcy or getting bought out. Both CEO’s are the top two wealthiest in the world, always trying to compete with one another to see who can be the richest day after day.

You pause to consider your options before Alexa™ scolds you for taking too long. She always wants me to choose Amazon, you think. You select Disney just before an Amazon Sniper™ drone appears outside, ready to take the shot.

owlmylove:

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

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sirensandseelies:

me: *has a stuffy nose*

me:

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countrygirlil2015:

piskykyle:

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

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